Apparently I'm not the only one here in the Bosom of Abraham, because I heard some voices today talking about the upcoming presidential election back down on earth where all of you out there in cyber space are. Remember how prophet Joseph said that in the last days, the country would be hanging by a thread, and someone named Mitt Romney would come along to save it? Well, from what these voices were saying, it's about to happen. And it makes total sense:
Earthquakes in diverse places? Check.
Tokyo is diverse. Cuz diverse means difference than us, right? And who is more different than us than the Japanese? They are just crazy.
The moon turning to blood? Check.
The moon turns around the earth where there is constant bloodshed everyday, mostly from all the abortions that president Obama makes everyone's tax dollars pay for. Which brings me to the most convincing evidence:
Anti-christ.
Need I say more?
So stock up on the canned yams and the 50 gallon barrels of cracked wheat. Mitt Romney is coming to save us. Cuz we are already danging by a thread. The voices said so. And I'm pretty sure that one of them was Glenn Beck (now you know where he went).
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