The glory of God isn't just intelligence, it is also obedience, which can fly completely counter to intelligence -- or at least to the so-called intellectuals. This is true wisdom. God also wants us to eat good food. That is why He has revealed to me in these latter days the final peeping stones - the Thurimm and Yummin -- through which I will reveal to you all the hidden mysteries that are hidden and mysterious. And maybe some good recipes from time to time. Because I tried pomogranite juice with diet (non-caffinated) Pepsi the other day, and it was pretty good. And if you have questions -- I will look into my Thurimm and Yummin and answer them for you. I am Stephen Erastus Knudsen III, a valiant follower of the Prophet Joseph Smith. I am not starting my own church as He did. But who knows. Maybe some day. But for now, as for me and my house, I am a proud member of third ward and follow the Inappropriate Bishop Higgins.
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