Sometimes I pick up conversations through my peepingstones. Just today I heard the following:
I have a deep belief that once we get to the other side, many in Mormon-ville will be shocked by how things really are and what really matters. Some examples will be the ugly kid who grew up in Utah and never had a chance to be adulterous because he was so ugly. In his mind, he would have, if only he had been given the chance. Instead he will say that he was chaste his whole life, but on judgement day he will find himself with the adulterers. These are things that I don't talk about much and put me at odds with many people in my ward.
I don't know who this person is or what he looks like, but if his outside reflects his inside at all, he must be the most handsome guy in the world.
You must have the new 5G peepinstone to get such great reception. Voyeur's delight. How is your video quality? And on a different topic entirely - is that Mr. Bean as a baby?
ReplyDeleteDear Brother Joshua,
ReplyDeleteThe video quality is excellent, so long as the material does not dull its fine tuning abilities. As usual, you have things completely backwards, as all atheists do. "New" does not mean better. Old does. My peepingstones are ancient made before the foundation of this universe from pure light and intelligence, as outlined in D&C 88 -- these peepingstones were forged from the fires of mount kolob (if you thought was going to say something other than kolob, ask yourself what it was, and if it was negative and morose, then therein lies the evidence that it is in fact you who has the problem).
And I have said nothing about beans.
Josh is right. That baby is totally Mr. Bean.
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